{"id":11583,"date":"2018-05-30T08:00:31","date_gmt":"2018-05-30T12:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/?p=11583"},"modified":"2018-05-29T13:36:13","modified_gmt":"2018-05-29T17:36:13","slug":"review-like-jagged-teeth-by-betty-rocksteady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-like-jagged-teeth-by-betty-rocksteady\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Like Jagged Teeth by Betty Rocksteady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11584\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-like-jagged-teeth-by-betty-rocksteady\/jaggedteeth\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/JaggedTeeth.jpg?fit=875%2C1400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"875,1400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"JaggedTeeth\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/JaggedTeeth.jpg?fit=640%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-11584\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/JaggedTeeth.jpg?resize=219%2C350&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"219\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/JaggedTeeth.jpg?resize=219%2C350&amp;ssl=1 219w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/JaggedTeeth.jpg?resize=768%2C1229&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/JaggedTeeth.jpg?resize=640%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/JaggedTeeth.jpg?w=875&amp;ssl=1 875w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 219px) 85vw, 219px\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Like-Jagged-Teeth-Betty-Rocksteady\/dp\/1943720215\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1524623961&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=like+jagged+teeth&amp;dpID=61xVVxKYBnL&amp;preST=_SY344_BO1,204,203,200_QL70_&amp;dpSrc=srch\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Like Jagged Teeth<\/em>\u00a0by Betty Rocksteady<\/a><br \/>\nPerpetual Motion Machine Publishing (April 2017)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>118 pages, $11.95 paperback; $3.99 e-book<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Reviewed by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AntonCancre\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Anton Cancre<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Betty Rocksteady appears to be a bit of a newcomer on the scene. I hadn\u2019t seen her name or work prior to this year. However, if <em>Like Jagged Teeth<\/em> is anything to go on, she\u2019s kicking the door right off its hinges.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Jacalyn finds herself mobbed by a pair of rather unsavory fellows whilst en route home following a night of pretty hefty drinking. Luckily for her, her grandfather arrives in the nick of time to give her a ride. Did I mention that Grampa has been dead for a number of years? Because he totally has. He also seems to want significantly more than to catch up with his granddaughter.<\/p>\n<p><em>Like Jagged Teeth<\/em> is a hell of an achievement. It\u2019s weird in that off-putting, nightmare logic sort of way that Dario Argento tried so hard to pull off, yet was rarely able to. It\u2019s unsettling, tense, and grotesque in a fashion that seeps through dendrites and eats away at your sense of reality. It\u2019s also steeped in a palpable, simple and incredibly powerful sense of honest emotion that socked me square in the jaw.<\/p>\n<p>If you are looking for a literary equivalent to that <em>Silent Hills<\/em> PT demo, a story that builds from the most basic of bricks while twisting them in ways that slink through you and grab tight to your vitals, this is definitely for you. I expect Betty to be Rocking more than a few houses over the coming years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like Jagged Teeth\u00a0by Betty Rocksteady Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing (April 2017) 118 pages, $11.95 paperback; $3.99 e-book Reviewed by\u00a0Anton Cancre Betty Rocksteady appears to be a bit of a newcomer on the scene. I hadn\u2019t seen her name or work prior to this year. 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