{"id":14196,"date":"2020-04-01T07:00:14","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T11:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/?p=14196"},"modified":"2020-03-29T16:44:05","modified_gmt":"2020-03-29T20:44:05","slug":"review-southern-book-clubs-guide-to-slaying-vampires-grady-hendrix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-southern-book-clubs-guide-to-slaying-vampires-grady-hendrix\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: The Southern Book Club&#8217;s Guide to Slaying Vampires by Grady Hendrix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14194\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-shades-geoff-cooper-brian-keene\/southern\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/southern.jpg?fit=1707%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1707,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"southern\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/southern.jpg?fit=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-14194\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/southern-233x350.jpg?resize=233%2C350\" alt=\"\" width=\"233\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/southern.jpg?resize=233%2C350&amp;ssl=1 233w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/southern.jpg?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/southern.jpg?resize=768%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/southern.jpg?resize=1024%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/southern.jpg?resize=1366%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1366w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/southern.jpg?resize=1200%2C1800&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/southern.jpg?w=1707&amp;ssl=1 1707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 233px) 85vw, 233px\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Southern-Clubs-Guide-Slaying-Vampires\/dp\/1683691431\/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3TQ3KZU2SUDMD&amp;dchild=1&amp;keywords=southern+book+club%27s+guide+to+slaying+vampires&amp;qid=1585513552&amp;s=books&amp;sprefix=southern+book+club%2Cstripbooks%2C1484&amp;sr=1-1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>The Southern Book Club&#8217;s Guide to Slaying Vampires<\/em> by Grady Hendrix<\/a><br \/>\nQuirk Books (April 7, 2020)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>408 pages; $15.29 paperback; $13.99 e-book<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Reviewed by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SadieHartmann\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sadie \u201cMother Horror\u201d Hartmann<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You might be a horror book consumer like me and have already bought into the Grady Hendrix brand. You come for the unique titles and clever packaging (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My Best Friend\u2019s Exorcism<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">) but you stay for the alluring storytelling, memorable characters, and iconic cultural references.<\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hendrix fans, this might be your new favorite. Within the first few chapters, I got a real sense of the author setting the pace. If you\u2019re one of those book-bingers who jump in with both feet and start tearing through the story, let me caution you to slow down with this one and really savor the moments. There\u2019s some masterful set-up going on in this book; some juicy nuances.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Patricia shows up to her Book Club and she\u2019s supposed to lead the discussion, but motherhood and &#8220;life obstacles&#8221; have prevented any kind of self-care, let alone time to read a whole book (and a boring book at that).<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Instead of just coming clean, she decides to wing it and fake her understanding of the story hoping that by asking enough vague questions, the discussion will naturally give her enough clues to sound knowledgeable.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This scene is hysterical. The dialog, the characters, all the awkwardness of the moment&#8212;it\u2019s almost like Grady Hendrix spent actual years in a woman\u2019s book club. His focus on Patricia and her friends&#8212;their struggles with motherhood and married life&#8212;is why this book is so successful.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This is a vampire horror story, yes, but only as a vehicle to tell Patricia\u2019s story&#8212;a woman with a thousand expectations put on her. Raising two kids and looking after an ailing mother-in-law, all while keeping up appearances.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">At some point, members of the Book Club go rogue and instead of reading the typical literary go-to books (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Bridges of Madison County<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">), they take a deep dive into the scandals of true crime novels. Around the same time, a strange man, James Harris, moves into the neighborhood under mysterious circumstances and befriends our attention-starved Patricia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What might be mistaken as telegraphing the whole \u201cvampire thing\u201d is actually Grady Hendrix remixing a tired old trope, so don\u2019t be tempted to exclaim, \u201cI figured it out!\u201d or \u201cI knew this was happening!\u201d You didn\u2019t and you don\u2019t. In the case of <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Southern Book Club\u2019s Guide to Slaying Vampires<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, Grady Hendrix knows exactly what he\u2019s doing. Everything you think you know was hinted at on purpose and everything that blows your mind at the end was Hendrix showing off.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Horror lovers who enjoy era-specific pop cultural references and a smart blend of vivid character-driven horror and humor will be well pleased. It\u2019s everything Hendrix fans have come to expect from his exclusive brand of storytelling: Clever, compelling and plenty of chills. A new favorite!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Southern Book Club&#8217;s Guide to Slaying Vampires by Grady Hendrix Quirk Books (April 7, 2020) 408 pages; $15.29 paperback; $13.99 e-book Reviewed by\u00a0Sadie \u201cMother Horror\u201d Hartmann You might be a horror book consumer like me and have already bought into the Grady Hendrix brand. 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