{"id":14409,"date":"2020-06-15T07:00:50","date_gmt":"2020-06-15T11:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/?p=14409"},"modified":"2020-06-15T09:13:51","modified_gmt":"2020-06-15T13:13:51","slug":"review-neon-owl-book-1-chad-lutzke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-neon-owl-book-1-chad-lutzke\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: The Neon Owl (Book I): When the Shit Hits the Van by Chad Lutzke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14410\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-neon-owl-book-1-chad-lutzke\/neonowl\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/neonowl.jpg?fit=850%2C1360&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"850,1360\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"neonowl\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/neonowl.jpg?fit=640%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-14410\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/neonowl.jpg?resize=219%2C350&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"cover of The Neon Owl by Chad Lutzke\" width=\"219\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/neonowl.jpg?resize=219%2C350&amp;ssl=1 219w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/neonowl.jpg?resize=640%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/neonowl.jpg?resize=768%2C1229&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/neonowl.jpg?w=850&amp;ssl=1 850w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 219px) 85vw, 219px\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Neon-Owl-Book-When-Shit\/dp\/1654243531\/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=the+neon+owl+chad+lutzke&amp;qid=1592077342&amp;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>The Neon Owl (Book I): When the Shit Hits the Van<\/em> by Chad Lutzke<\/a><br \/>\nIndependently Published (January 2020)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>168 pages; $8.99 paperback; $2.99 e-book<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Reviewed by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SadieHartmann\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sadie Hartmann<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Showing up for a Chad Lutzke story is a resignation of emotional preservation. You come to engage with the words on the page with your heart fully exposed and a willingness to let Lutzke do as he wishes. More often than not, the book will end on a note that breaks your heartstrings and leaves the reader with a nasty bookish hangover.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Neon Owl<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is a bit of a departure from the usual agreement and I loved it! This story manages to put a big grin on your face instead of streaking your cheeks with tears and I\u2019m not mad about it.<\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This guy named Jinx (who feels very much like one of those charming, confirmed bachelor types everyone knows) inherits his Aunt\u2019s fleabag motel called <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Neon Owl<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. It\u2019s one of those roadside motels that have long-term, live-in residents rather than a place where tourists would want to stay for the night.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I absolutely adore Jinx and the cast of colorful characters he meets assuming his new role managing the motel.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lutzke expertly leans into his gift of humor he\u2019s been hinting at and teasing his readers with all along. It\u2019s really clear that he is one of those people, in real life, who watches people. He listens to them. He\u2019s an observer. He brings this gift of details and mannerisms to the page; bringing to life fully-formed, dimensional characters that the reader can vividly see and relate to. Often times I find myself thinking, &#8220;I know somebody just like that.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Somewhere along the line, a mystery is ushered into the plot and it is hysterical. I love the ridiculous nature of this situation Jinx finds himself in, and the fact that it\u2019s important to him and some of the motel residents to solve the mystery once and for all. Of course, like most things in life, something that starts off seemingly innocent or silly begins to snowball into something more serious. This is when things go from zany antics to wild and dangerous.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m so pleased this is Book 1 and that Lutzke promises there are more of these tales to come. It reminds me of a series Joe R. Lansdale would write&#8212;a mixture of horror, heart and humor. My all-time favorite blend.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Neon Owl (Book I): When the Shit Hits the Van by Chad Lutzke Independently Published (January 2020) 168 pages; $8.99 paperback; $2.99 e-book Reviewed by\u00a0Sadie Hartmann Showing up for a Chad Lutzke story is a resignation of emotional preservation. 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