{"id":15015,"date":"2020-12-21T07:00:37","date_gmt":"2020-12-21T12:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/?p=15015"},"modified":"2020-12-19T14:03:01","modified_gmt":"2020-12-19T19:03:01","slug":"review-boinking-bizarro-brian-asman-danger-slater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-boinking-bizarro-brian-asman-danger-slater\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Boinking Bizarro edited by Brian Asman and Danger Slater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"15016\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-boinking-bizarro-brian-asman-danger-slater\/bizarro\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/bizarro.jpg?fit=313%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"313,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bizarro\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/bizarro.jpg?fit=313%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-15016\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/bizarro.jpg?resize=219%2C350&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"219\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/bizarro.jpg?resize=219%2C350&amp;ssl=1 219w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/bizarro.jpg?w=313&amp;ssl=1 313w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 219px) 85vw, 219px\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Boinking-Bizarro-Deaths-Head-Press-ebook\/dp\/B08MFPMVQP\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Boinking Bizarro <\/em>edited by Brian Asman and Danger Slater<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.deathsheadpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Death&#8217;s Head Press<\/a> (December 2020)<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>138 pages; $9.99 paperback; $4.99 e-book<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Reviewed by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AntonCancre\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Anton Cancre<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<div>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Porn parodies. We know &#8217;em. We love &#8217;em. Except maybe <em>Porn of the Dead<\/em>. I don&#8217;t think anyone was asking for someone to go that far with it. Maybe Joe D&#8217;Amato. Look, I got a bit sidetracked. Point is: why the heck didn&#8217;t anyone think of doing porn parodies of classic literature before now?<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Take Autumn Christian&#8217;s &#8220;The Thottery, by Shirley Jacksoff.&#8221; That title alone should print solid gold bricks that fall like rain from its moistened nethers. Or &#8220;The Martian Cumsicles by Ray Fatberries (Charles Austin Muir).&#8221; And &#8220;A Bird Came Up My Walk and I Put It in my Vagina by Emily Getta Dickinson.&#8221; That last one deserves an award.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">But it isn&#8217;t all just the titles. Stories here range from the pure goofball oddity of Max Booth III&#8217;s &#8220;Tit, by Stephen Kink&#8221; to the satire of a satire that is &#8220;American Sly-ho by Breast-Eatin Ellis&#8221; from our dear friend Jessica McHugh. Then there is the raw heartache and fury we all have come to expect from Betty Rocksteady encapsulated in &#8220;Pinnochio&#8217;s Big Dick Energy, by Cucko Cuccoldi.&#8221; The less said about Johnwayne Comunale&#8217;s &#8220;The Receiving Tree, by Shell Silversteen&#8221; the less prepared for that particular ball of what-did-I-just-experience you will be.<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"m_7357182079874982038gmail-m_-4518182208475797532gmail-docs-internal-guid-c743c18d-7fff-8bb4-05d1-03f01891e579\">Point is, <em>Boinking Bizarro<\/em> is exactly what it says on the tin, with just that smidge more to make for a special surprise. I liked it so much that I bought a physical copy just so the pages could get stuck together.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boinking Bizarro edited by Brian Asman and Danger Slater Death&#8217;s Head Press (December 2020) 138 pages; $9.99 paperback; $4.99 e-book Reviewed by\u00a0Anton Cancre Porn parodies. We know &#8217;em. We love &#8217;em. Except maybe Porn of the Dead. I don&#8217;t think anyone was asking for someone to go that far with it. Maybe Joe D&#8217;Amato. 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