{"id":18382,"date":"2023-10-11T07:00:12","date_gmt":"2023-10-11T11:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/?p=18382"},"modified":"2023-10-10T22:40:38","modified_gmt":"2023-10-11T02:40:38","slug":"review-teeth-where-they-shouldnt-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-teeth-where-they-shouldnt-be\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Teeth Where They Shouldn\u2019t Be by Chad Stroup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18383\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-teeth-where-they-shouldnt-be\/teeth-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/teeth.jpg?fit=804%2C1102&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"804,1102\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"teeth\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/teeth.jpg?fit=747%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-18383\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/teeth.jpg?resize=255%2C350&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"cover of Teeth Where They Shouldn't Be\" width=\"255\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/teeth.jpg?resize=255%2C350&amp;ssl=1 255w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/teeth.jpg?resize=747%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 747w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/teeth.jpg?resize=768%2C1053&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/teeth.jpg?w=804&amp;ssl=1 804w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 255px) 85vw, 255px\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Teeth-Where-They-Shouldnt-Be\/dp\/1960213164\/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1BL7KYJCTH3H9&amp;keywords=Teeth+Where+They+Shouldn%E2%80%99t+Be+by+Chad+Stroup&amp;qid=1696212968&amp;sprefix=teeth+where+they+shouldn+t+be+by+chad+stroup%2Caps%2C143&amp;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b><em>Teeth Where They Shouldn\u2019t Be<\/em> by Chad Stroup<\/b><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><b>Oddness Press (June 2023)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><b>276 pages; $39.99 hardcover; $29.99 paperback; $2.99 e-book\u00a0\u00a0<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><b>Reviewed by <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/danielbraum\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Daniel Braum<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>Teeth Where They Shouldn\u2019t Be<\/em> is Chad Stroup\u2019s collection of short stories, released in multiple formats in June 2023 by Oddness Press, the publisher who also produces F<em>orbidden Futures Magazine<\/em>. The book is illustrated by Mike Dubisch. Stroup is also the author of the novels <em>Secrets of the Weird<\/em> and <em>Sexy Leper<\/em> from Bizarro Pulp Press. He is the singer for the band Icepield and a drag queen by the name of Jenn X. Oddness states on the back cover that the collection \u201cpushes boundaries, challenges perceptions, and leaves an indelible mark by delving into a transformed world and the unfathomable depths of the human psyche.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The short story \u201cThe Perfect Playground\u201d from the 2017 anthology <em>California Screamin\u2019<\/em> was the first I read of Stroup\u2019s work. I am always interested in setting-forward stories and was glad to revisit the story here. In the opening paragraphs to \u201cThe Perfect Playground\u201d Stroup deftly delivers an immersive slice of life of Chula Vista, California, through the eyes of Heather, a \u201clone driver at her most vulnerable\u201d singing along to the Smashing Pumpkins while driving home after a keg party. The visage of California dreaming does not last long as we flash forward to a glimpse of Heather\u2019s exsanguinated body and a strange creature \u201ctall as a street lamp. Androgynous features. Thin as a mantis. Arms and legs like broken yardsticks. Sheer skin like laurel vellum.\u201d The mysterious unknown creatures kills mirthfully \u201cgyrating like a sea monkey in heat.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In opposition to this strange creature from Stroup\u2019s wild imagination are a bunch of young California punks who spy the creature while lobbing water balloons full of milk onto cars passing beneath an underpass. The young gang\u2019s \u201cordinary world\u201d is thrust into the madness of facing down this thing &#8212; a thing that is part car-wash-inflatable-bendie-advertisement and yet also part nightmare ripped from the world of HR Giger. With this creature, which to my delight is never named or explained, Stroup embodies the horror of the state of California and life there. This high wire act, easier said than done, is an example of one of the many unique aspects Stroup delivers in his tales. The way Stroup structured the story and the ending place he leaves us with was a bold choice and will be sure to delight lovers of horror. Stroup makes it look easy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Another standout tale is a story original to the collection, \u201cVoices Carry.\u201d The title shares a title with the 1980s song by the band \u2018Til Tuesday, a song and music video with Aimee Mann\u2019s rebellious vocals and spiked hair well known to those of us steeped in the MTV era. I bet this is not lost and likely intentionally done by Stroup, who is also a talented musician with a deep knowledge of music of many styles and eras, not merely the California underground.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Stroup\u2019s \u201cVoices Carry\u201d opens with:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Maddy had no mouth, though she had teeth.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sweet, sweet teeth with even sweeter secrets. She could never let Richard know the truth that hid behind her reticence. Not that he\u2019d bother to notice. No, it was safer to euthanize her freedom. Keep the lie on life support. Indefinitely.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The passage\u2019s reference to teeth resonates with the title of the collection as well as the \u2018Til Tuesday song. In the book\u2019s forward the punk rock spirit of Stroup\u2019s writing is highlighted along with the body horror present in much of Stroup\u2019s work. In the forward, Stroup is compared to horror legend Clive Barker, who influences Stroup with the notion \u201cthe worst monsters are not those with a monstrous aspect, like the denizens of Midian, but those with normal appearances and monstrous natures\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Voices Carry&#8221; is a great example of this influence. Stroup delivers not only a story of masques and masquerades but a world with the horrors of being invisible and the horrors of the violation of trust by a loved one on unflinching, full display.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Those who like their horror infused with a mix of the strange, bizarre, the uncanny and the punk ethic will be certainly find much potent fuel for their fires and will be stoked by Stroup\u2019s 15 stories in <em>Teeth Where They Shouldn&#8217;t Be<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teeth Where They Shouldn\u2019t Be by Chad Stroup Oddness Press (June 2023) 276 pages; $39.99 hardcover; $29.99 paperback; $2.99 e-book\u00a0\u00a0 Reviewed by Daniel Braum Teeth Where They Shouldn\u2019t Be is Chad Stroup\u2019s collection of short stories, released in multiple formats in June 2023 by Oddness Press, the publisher who also produces Forbidden Futures Magazine. 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