{"id":18994,"date":"2025-04-07T07:00:31","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T11:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/?p=18994"},"modified":"2025-04-05T11:10:00","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T15:10:00","slug":"review-delicate-condition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-delicate-condition\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Delicate Condition by Danielle Valentine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18995\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-delicate-condition\/delicate-condition\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/delicate-condition.jpg?fit=663%2C1000&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"663,1000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"delicate-condition\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/delicate-condition.jpg?fit=663%2C1000&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-18995\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/delicate-condition.jpg?resize=232%2C350&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"cover of Delicate Condition\" width=\"232\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/delicate-condition.jpg?resize=232%2C350&amp;ssl=1 232w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/delicate-condition.jpg?w=663&amp;ssl=1 663w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 85vw, 232px\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Delicate-Condition-Danielle-Valentine\/dp\/1728276888\/ref=sr_1_1?crid=20MJ8XW1FRLC4&amp;dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.LRSpku9reoCKVkKElQpmIy10zn4F4RGUYtmOw1biaeUybZ7TIC34TpuQL9kWNfT4Bm2x3VbhnGBR0pAGpvBVhFgaoIpZHBLPqVwnJzIGWP8.s9nvPfueEbg-s-nkti9zKlrKsR-ldGxapo5xFEcPvAk&amp;dib_tag=se&amp;keywords=delicate+condition+by+danielle+valentine&amp;qid=1720981382&amp;sprefix=Delicate+Condition+by+Danielle+Valentine%2Caps%2C849&amp;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Delicate Condition<\/em>\u00a0by Danielle Valentine<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Sourcebooks Landmark (August 2023)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Reviewed by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HaleyNewlin22\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Haley Newlin<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to pregnancy. As you grow your bundle of joy, you&#8217;ll experience discomfort. That&#8217;s just part of it.<\/p>\n<p><em>But why?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>In\u00a0<em>Delicate Condition<\/em>, Danielle Valentine mounds a tower of dread with every dismissive doctor and sacrifice Anna makes for her child, all before she&#8217;s pregnant. Early on, this book reminded me of Ira Levine&#8217;s\u00a0<em>Rosemary&#8217;s Baby<\/em>, where the spouse, neighbors, and doctors view the woman more as a vessel than a person. There&#8217;s a simplicity in how Valentine conveys this, so familiar, yet still so horrific. Misogyny needs no ghost. Gaslighting needs no demon.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Anna is an actress famous for a short-lived sitcom called\u00a0<em>Spellbound.<\/em> She recently starred in a new film which became a hit with critics and viewers. Her publicist even thinks she can get Anna on television with Seth Meyers. But Anna wants a baby more than an Oscar and fame. All of that can wait, as the world is happy to remind her that she is not getting any younger.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s willing to do\u00a0<em>anything\u00a0<\/em>to make it happen. IVF needles? No problem. Her husband, Dex&#8217;s terrible kale smoothies? She&#8217;d down it fast. All the tests and waiting? She&#8217;d waited this long. Valentine did an incredible job establishing Anna&#8217;s desperation; I felt it in my bones. I hoped and hoped for her.<\/p>\n<p>But something is bothering Anna. A stalker she suspects, breaking into her home, following her to Dr. Hill&#8217;s office, and, worst of all, leaving behind disheveled\u00a0<em>Spellbound<\/em>\u00a0dolls with Anna&#8217;s likeness and pregnancy woes carefully mirrored. Not to mention the awful comments online about whether she deserves a baby at all.<\/p>\n<p>This book does not let up. I&#8217;m telling you, you&#8217;ll fly through it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Delicate Condition<\/em>\u00a0is thematically complex, but that&#8217;s the genius behind it because pregnancy is complex. Several symbols, like the\u00a0<em>Spellbound\u00a0<\/em>dolls, create all-encompassing antagonistic forces that make readers\u00a0<em>feel<\/em>\u00a0every fall these women take, the loss of themselves before motherhood, the grief, and the vulnerability, psychologically and physically.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The things that make you lucky could also be the things that made you suffer.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The power of belief is a common theme in the horror genre. I always think of\u00a0<em>The Haunting of Hill House<\/em>, the house&#8217;s dark history and looming presence. That&#8217;s what pregnancy is like for Anna. Enter the supernatural elements. What is Anna carrying? Why is she craving such\u00a0<em>unnatural<\/em>\u00a0things? Who can she trust?<\/p>\n<p>Is it all in her mind, or is something more vicious than she ever could&#8217;ve realized at play?<\/p>\n<p><em>Delicate Condition<\/em>\u00a0is palpably tense and twisted with a gripping presentation of the &#8220;ongoing experiment&#8221; that is women&#8217;s health. Fuming with gaslighting, the alleged evils of witchcraft, conspiracies, and all the body horror that comes with child-bearing, Valentine&#8217;s book leaps from the page, shaking you, begging you, women, men, please, listen.<\/p>\n<p>Believe women.<\/p>\n<p>Readers who enjoyed Rachel Yoder&#8217;s\u00a0<em>Nightbitch<\/em>\u00a0or\u00a0<em>Graveyard of Lost Children<\/em>\u00a0by Katrina Monroe will devour\u00a0<em>Delicate Condition<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>This book inspired the recent\u00a0<em>American Horror Story\u00a0<\/em>season,\u00a0<em>Delicate<\/em>, starring Emma Roberts and Kim Kardashian. I&#8217;m eager to see if the series upholds Valentine&#8217;s cleverness in using horror to dissect medical sexism and society&#8217;s perception of motherhood.<\/p>\n<p>Either way, I&#8217;m sure it won&#8217;t be a delicate watch, but bloody, hair-raising, and realistically terrifying. I can&#8217;t wait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Delicate Condition\u00a0by Danielle Valentine Sourcebooks Landmark (August 2023) Reviewed by\u00a0Haley Newlin Welcome to pregnancy. As you grow your bundle of joy, you&#8217;ll experience discomfort. That&#8217;s just part of it. But why? 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