{"id":5461,"date":"2014-09-23T12:36:30","date_gmt":"2014-09-23T17:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/?p=5461"},"modified":"2016-07-12T11:58:36","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T17:58:36","slug":"john-dies-at-the-end-by-david-wong-brand-new-oversized-signed-limited-edition-rolling-at-the-printer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/john-dies-at-the-end-by-david-wong-brand-new-oversized-signed-limited-edition-rolling-at-the-printer\/","title":{"rendered":"John Dies at the End by David Wong: Brand New Oversized Signed Limited Edition Rolling at the Printer!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: large;\"><em>John Dies at the End<\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">by David Wong<\/span><br \/>\nBrand New Oversized Signed Limited Edition Rolling at the Printer!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Limited Edition is Already 60% Sold Out and Lettered Edition is 90% Sold Out!<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;&#8230;a case of the author trying to depict actual, soul-sucking lunacy, and succeeding with flying colors.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">\u2014 Fangoria<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: large;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>We&#8217;re pleased to announce a brand new oversized signed Limited Edition, the internationally acclaimed <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/page\/CDP\/PROD\/wong01\"><em>John Dies at the End<\/em><\/a> by David Wong, and this one is already rolling at the printer and will be published in December!<\/p>\n<p>Due to the lower than normal print run and the excitement surrounding this author&#8217;s work, we don&#8217;t expect these to last long, especially since the members of our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/page\/CDP\/PROD\/X_CDCC5\">Cemetery Dance Collectors Club<\/a> snapped up 60% of the Limited Edition and 90% of the Lettered Edition during their advance notice window!<\/p>\n<p><strong>About the Book:<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/page\/CDP\/PROD\/wong01\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/mm5\/graphics\/00000001\/wong01.jpg?resize=300%2C424&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"John Dies at the End\" width=\"300\" height=\"424\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" \/><\/a>My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.<\/p>\n<p>You may not want to know about the things you&#8217;ll read in these pages, about <strong>the sauce,<\/strong> about <strong>Korrok,<\/strong> about the invasion, and the future. But it&#8217;s too late. You&#8217;re in the game. You&#8217;re under <strong>the eye.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The important thing is this:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The drug is called <strong>Soy Sauce<\/strong> and it gives users a window into another dimension.<\/p>\n<p>John and I never had the chance to say no.<\/p>\n<p>You still do.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we&#8217;ll have a much harder time explaining how to <strong>fight off the otherworldly invasion<\/strong> currently threatening to <strong>enslave humanity.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:<\/p>\n<p><strong>None of this was my fault.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/page\/CDP\/PROD\/wong01\">Read more or place your order today while supplies last!<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Dies at the End by David Wong Brand New Oversized Signed Limited Edition Rolling at the Printer! 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