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Brand New Bentley Little Novel Announced!<\/span>
\nThe Consultant <\/em>by Bentley Little<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

We’re very pleased to announce we’ll be publishing The Consultant<\/a><\/em><\/strong> by Bentley Little, a brand new 400+ page novel that has never been published anywhere in the world!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"The<\/a>Due out this September, the trade hardcover edition will be available to booksellers and librarians everywhere, but there’s also a Signed Limited Edition and a Deluxe Signed Lettered Edition<\/a> for our collectors!<\/p>\n

This novel is classic Bentley Little and we’re thrilled to be able to share it with readers everywhere.<\/p>\n

About the Book:
\n<\/strong>CompWare is in serious trouble after a promised merger falls through, so they do what other businesses have done to bolster their public image: they hire a consulting firm to review and streamline their business practices.<\/p>\n

But there’s something strange about the firm they hire–more specifically, the quirky gentleman who arrives to supervise the project: Mr. Patoff, tall and thin and wearing a bow tie, and with an odd smile that never quite reaches his eyes.<\/p>\n

In his first interactions, the consultant asks a few inappropriate questions, and generally seems a nuisance. Over time, Patoff gains more power, to the point where he seems to be running the whole company. \u00a0He enacts arbitrary and invasive changes to office protocol. He places cameras all over the building, making workers paranoid; he calls employees at all hours of the night, visits some of their homes and menaces their families.<\/p>\n

People who defy the consultant get fired\u2026 or worse.<\/p>\n

They soon realize they’re not just fighting for their jobs: \u00a0They’re fighting for their lives.<\/p>\n

The Consultant<\/em> is a biting workplace satire, with the horrific touches only Bentley Little could provide.<\/p>\n

Read more or place your order today while supplies last!<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!<\/p>\n

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