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TWO new eBooks from Donn Gash and James Newman<\/span>
\nAvailable For IMMEDIATE DOWNLOAD!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Hi Folks!<\/p>\n

We’re pleased to announce TWO new eBooks featuring stories that could have only sprung from the minds of James Newman and Donn Gash!<\/p>\n

Death Songs From the Naked Man<\/strong>
\nby Donn Gash and James Newman<\/p>\n

\"Death<\/a><\/strong>Some things are funny when they shouldn’t be, and DEATH SONGS FROM THE NAKED MAN will leave you simultaneously laughing, shivering… and wondering WTF is wrong with James Newman and Donn Gash.<\/p>\n

From the title story, a bullet-riddled collaboration about bizarre goings-on at a convenience store, to solo tales from each author about screwed-up people living (and dying) in a screwed-up world, DEATH SONGS FROM THE NAKED MAN is a collection of four strange stories that will have you singing along with its cast of characters: “We’re all mad here.”<\/p>\n

But be warned… it’s not over till the guy in his birthday suit chimes in with a tune of his own.<\/p>\n

\"Download<\/a>\"Download<\/a>\"Download<\/a> \"Download<\/a> \"Download<\/a> \"Download<\/a><\/p>\n

People Are Strange<\/strong>
\nby James Newman<\/p>\n

\"People<\/a><\/strong>A talking bug who may or may not be our sixteenth President reincarnated…a beloved grandfather with a terrible secret…a man who takes “coveting thy neighbor’s wife” to a horrifying new low…a community composed of\u00a0sadists and serial killers…two smiling men in ties\u00a0carrying the word of God and a straight razor…<\/p>\n

You’ll\u00a0meet all of these and more in People Are Strange,<\/em>\u00a0an eclectic compilation of short fiction by James Newman.\u00a0People Are Strange<\/em> is\u00a0a collection of tales that are as weirdly humorous as they are disturbing, stories that\u00a0will make you laugh even as you shudder.<\/p>\n

Featuring a Foreword by Jeff Strand, one of the strangest people James Newman knows.<\/p>\n

\"Download<\/a>\"Download<\/a>\"Download<\/a> \"Download<\/a> \"Download<\/a> \"Download<\/a><\/p>\n

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and enthusiasm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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