{"id":7631,"date":"2016-04-04T12:55:19","date_gmt":"2016-04-04T16:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cemeterydanceonline.com\/?p=7631"},"modified":"2016-04-04T12:55:19","modified_gmt":"2016-04-04T16:55:19","slug":"review-stuck-on-you-and-other-prime-cuts-by-jasper-bark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-stuck-on-you-and-other-prime-cuts-by-jasper-bark\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: &#039;Stuck on You and Other Prime Cuts&#039; by Jasper Bark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Stuck-You-Other-Prime-Cuts-ebook\/dp\/B00NWINH1Q\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1457323347&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=stuck+on+you+and+other+prime+cuts\" target=\"_blank\"><strong><em><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7632\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/stuckonyou-219x300.jpg?resize=219%2C300\" alt=\"stuckonyou\" width=\"219\" height=\"300\" \/>Stuck on You and Other Prime Cuts\u00a0<\/em>by Jasper Bark<\/strong><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Crystal Lake Publishing\u00a0(September 2014)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>274\u00a0pages; $12.99 paperback; $3.99 e-book<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Reviewed by\u00a0Brian Moser<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Stuck On You and Other Prime Cuts<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is a series of short stories which range from the gut-wrenchingly grotesque to the more unsettling horror that keeps the reader guessing the whole way through.<!--more--> <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Stuck On You<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0is a<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">particularly unnerving story where a man wakes up to find himself balls deep in the corpse of his newest affair, a corpse which is more than a little unwilling to let him pull out. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How the Dark Bleeds\u00a0<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">recounts the tale of a seemingly unstable woman, sitting in the subbasement of a hospital, watching the past few months of her life through a puddle of her own blood, whilst fearing something in the dark around her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">All and all, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Stuck On You and Other Prime Cuts<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> has its ups and downs. Some stories truly draw you in with their ominous and subtle nature, while others seem to lack any real depth and only serve the purpose of triggering the reader\u2019s gag reflex. However, that seems to be exactly what Bark was going for, and he did it very well.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuck on You and Other Prime Cuts\u00a0by Jasper Bark Crystal Lake Publishing\u00a0(September 2014) 274\u00a0pages; $12.99 paperback; $3.99 e-book Reviewed by\u00a0Brian Moser Stuck On You and Other Prime Cuts is a series of short stories which range from the gut-wrenchingly grotesque to the more unsettling horror that keeps the reader guessing the whole way through.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[80],"tags":[626,93,42,627,79,628],"class_list":["post-7631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-brian-moser","tag-crystal-lake-publishing","tag-featured","tag-jasper-bark","tag-reviews","tag-stuck-on-you-and-other-prime-cuts"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Review: &#039;Stuck on You and Other Prime Cuts&#039; 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