{"id":8143,"date":"2016-06-29T09:03:40","date_gmt":"2016-06-29T13:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cemeterydanceonline.com\/?p=8143"},"modified":"2016-06-29T09:03:40","modified_gmt":"2016-06-29T13:03:40","slug":"night-shift-and-the-nature-of-fear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/night-shift-and-the-nature-of-fear\/","title":{"rendered":"&#039;Night Shift&#039; and the Nature of Fear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6777\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/JSechrest-webbanner5.jpg?resize=800%2C100\" alt=\"JSechrest-webbanner5\" width=\"800\" height=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><em>Night Shift<\/em> and the Nature of Fear<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-8145\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/nightshift-201x300.jpg?resize=201%2C300\" alt=\"nightshift\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" \/>Let\u2019s talk about fear. We won&#8217;t raise our voices and we won&#8217;t scream; we\u2019ll talk rationally, you and I. We\u2019ll talk about the way the good fabric of things sometimes has a way of unraveling with shocking suddenness.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0&#8211; <em>Stephen King, Introduction to <\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Night Shift <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I finished reading Stephen King\u2019s first collection of short stories, 1978\u2019s <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Night Shift<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, a few months back, but have avoided writing down any thoughts on it. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No one wants to expound on a subject of which they feel they have little to contribute, and for me everything that needs to be said about <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Night Shift<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> was said perfectly by Stephen King in his introduction to the book. In fact, it may be one of the most perfect pieces King has written, if not certainly the most perfect he had written in 1978. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">King\u2019s opening act serves as an essay on the nature of fear: why he writes horror, and why people read it. I found myself not only more mesmerized, but more haunted by this than any of the tales in King\u2019s gruesome set list. <\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And that\u2019s saying a lot, isn\u2019t it? <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Night Shift <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">is probably still considered King\u2019s greatest collection of short stories. The Poe-like prose of &#8220;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Mangler&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (\u201cthe Mangler howled and thumped and hissed\u201d), the wild and untamed freakiness of &#8220;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Lawnmower Man<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">,&#8221; the electric tension weaved throughout &#8220;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Quitters, Inc.&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and the wet-your-pants creepiness of &#8220;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Children of the Corn&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0are just a few of the stories that made the immediate jump to my \u201call-time faves\u201d list. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But when it comes to what I learned from Stephen King (and that is, after all, what this column is called, now isn\u2019t it?), nothing has taught me more about the nature of fear&#8212;how it works, how it has a way of creeping into your brain, pulling up a chair and staying for a while&#8212;than King\u2019s intro. Here, King states:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">An interesting parallel between sex and fear can be observed. As we become capable of having sexual relationships, our interest in those relationships awakens; the interest tends naturally toward copulation and the continuance of the species. As we become aware of our unavoidable termination, we become aware of the fear-emotion. And I think that, as copulation tends toward self-preservation, all fear tends toward a comprehension of the final ending.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That\u2019s where he got me. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That\u2019s where the hairs started to stand on end, and I knew that something dreadful was coming. Some monster in the closet he was cooking up, and likely to serve cold. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He continues:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fear is the emotion that makes us blind. How many things are we afraid of? We\u2019re afraid to turn off the lights when our hands are wet. We\u2019re afraid to stick a knife into the toaster to get the stuck English muffin without unplugging it first. We\u2019re afraid of what the doctor may tell us when the physical exam is over; when the airplane suddenly takes a great unearthly lurch in midair. We\u2019re afraid that the oil may run out, that the good air will run out, the good water, the good life. \u2026 All our fears add up to one great fear, all our fears are part of that great fear&#8212;an arm, a leg, a finger, an ear. We\u2019re afraid of the body under the sheet. It&#8217;s our body.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I finished <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Night Shift<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> months ago. I&#8217;ve avoided writing about it, like I avoid thinking about my own mortality. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It may be of interest to note that the last of the short stories in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Night Shift <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">serves almost as a bookend to that panic-inducing intro of mortal thought. This one\u2019s a tale called &#8220;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Woman In The Room<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.&#8221; There are no ghosts in this story. No goblins. Just a grown man in a hospital, coming to terms with the fact that his mother will die, and that someday he too will meet a similar fate. The rasps of heavy breathing that issue forth from the dying patients is more cringe worthy than the Boogeyman. The thump and hiss of the life support machines, more terrifying than any Mangler. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThe great appeal of horror fiction through the ages,\u201d writes King, &#8220;is that it serves as a rehearsal for our own deaths.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-8148\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/8a72411f2688756298e095052de0d41e-178x300.jpg?resize=178%2C300\" alt=\"8a72411f2688756298e095052de0d41e\" width=\"178\" height=\"300\" \/>A rehearsal. &#8230; Reminds me of that old emergency broadcasting system. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This is a test. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It is only a test. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thank God almighty, it\u2019s only a test. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And as we reach the end of each scare, both on page and off, we breathe a sigh of relief, thankful that the one who taps us on the shoulder and says, \u201cIt is your time,\u201d has passed us by. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We get up. We shake it off. We throw ourselves into whatever comes next. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But, if instead we sat perfectly still\u2026 <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If we listened just long enough, we might hear its voice as it drifts. The reaper. The angel of ends. He Who Walks Behind The Rows. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Don&#8217;t be confuuuused,&#8221; it whispers. &#8220;One day, I&#8217;ll be coming&#8230; for you.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i>What I Learned from Stephen King\u201d is a Cemetery Dance Online exclusive series of articles about the wisdom, spirituality and life lessons found within the works of Stephen King. Jason Sechrest began his career at 15 years old as a full-time staff writer for <\/i>Femme Fatales<i> magazine. His writing credits include <\/i>LA Weekly<i>,<\/i>Frontiers<i>, <\/i>Entertainment Weekly<i> and more. He tweets as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/JasonSechrest\" target=\"_blank\">@JasonSechrest<\/a> and posts often on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/JasonSechrest\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Night Shift and the Nature of Fear Let\u2019s talk about fear. We won&#8217;t raise our voices and we won&#8217;t scream; we\u2019ll talk rationally, you and I. 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