{"id":9185,"date":"2016-12-08T08:00:12","date_gmt":"2016-12-08T13:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/?p=9185"},"modified":"2016-12-06T13:34:40","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T18:34:40","slug":"review-dead-go-die-aaron-dries-mark-allan-gunnells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-dead-go-die-aaron-dries-mark-allan-gunnells\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: &#8216;Where the Dead Go to Die&#8217; by Aaron Dries and Mark Allan Gunnells"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Where-Dead-Die-Aaron-Dries\/dp\/1684187567\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1481048593&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=where+the+dead+go+to+die\" target=\"_blank\"><em><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9186\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/review-dead-go-die-aaron-dries-mark-allan-gunnells\/wherethedeadgo\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/wherethedeadgo.jpg?fit=324%2C499&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"324,499\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wherethedeadgo\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/wherethedeadgo.jpg?fit=324%2C499&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-9186\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/wherethedeadgo.jpg?resize=227%2C350&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"wherethedeadgo\" width=\"227\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/wherethedeadgo.jpg?resize=227%2C350&amp;ssl=1 227w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/wherethedeadgo.jpg?w=324&amp;ssl=1 324w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 85vw, 227px\" \/>Where the Dead Go to Die\u00a0<\/em>by Aaron Dries and Mark Allan Gunnells<\/a><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>Crystal Lake Publishing\u00a0(November 2016)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>197 pages; $14.99 paperback; $4.99 e-book<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Reviewed by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FrankMErrington\" target=\"_blank\">Frank Michaels Errington<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Been a while since I&#8217;ve read a great opening line, but this one drew me right in:\u00a0<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The dead roam those halls.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Emily Samuels is starting new job and the protesters are out in force, complete with signs reading, <\/span><b>&#8220;LIFE IS 4 THE LIVING&#8221;<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">,<\/span><b>&#8220;BRING OUT UR DED&#8221;<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, \u00a0&#8220;<\/span><b>NO TOLERRENCE FOR BONE EATERS&#8221;<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, &#8220;<\/span><b>LET&#8217;S FINISH THE JOB&#8221;<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Where the Dead Go to Die<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is a decidedly different take on the zombie apocalypse. In the world created by authors Dries and Gunnells, once infected it can take years before the &#8220;dead&#8221; become hungry. As a result the ministry has established long-term care facilities where they can stay until they absolutely need to be terminated. It&#8217;s not brains these zombies cry for. Here, the infected crave sugar, fats and, with time, marrow. <\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;No, no, no! We don&#8217;t say zombie here. \u00a0Nor do we refer to our guests as &#8216;smilers&#8217;, or &#8216;bone eaters&#8217; or whatever else it is you hear over there in the Russian quarter, it won&#8217;t fly here, Emily. There&#8217;s a reason those offensive B movies and trashy novels about the infected have been withdrawn from circulation and banned.&#8221;<\/span><\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Where the Dead Go to Die<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is a captivating story, powerful in the way its told. In some ways it is a comment on elder care as much as it is a story about zombies. A story with a great deal of humanity, yet filled with gore and&#8230;hope. At one point I was actually moved to tears.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There are several illustrations interspersed throughout the the book. Each character was rich with authenticity and the storytelling is a cut above&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The pigeon rolled trying to flap itself right again. Only it was too late. It entangled itself in the barbed wire lining the lunch area fence. Metal thorns pierced the bird&#8217;s fragile hulk, and the more it tried to fight the stronger that hold became. The pigeon screamed until the pain became too much, and then cooed itself into stunned resignation.<\/span><\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Using a zombie tale to tell a story of the turbulent times we live in seems nothing short of inspired. Not sure whose idea it was to use instructions on creating an origami crane to open each of the Interludes in the story, but that was really inspired.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wholeheartedly recommended.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where the Dead Go to Die\u00a0by Aaron Dries and Mark Allan Gunnells Crystal Lake Publishing\u00a0(November 2016) 197 pages; $14.99 paperback; $4.99 e-book Reviewed by\u00a0Frank Michaels Errington Been a while since I&#8217;ve read a great opening line, but this one drew me right in:\u00a0The dead roam those halls. 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