{"id":9603,"date":"2017-02-24T08:00:27","date_gmt":"2017-02-24T13:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/?p=9603"},"modified":"2017-02-22T14:11:50","modified_gmt":"2017-02-22T19:11:50","slug":"epilogue-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/epilogue-part-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Epilogue, Part One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8727\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/brian-keenes-end-road-balance\/endofroad-web830x120\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/EndofRoad-web830x120.jpg?fit=830%2C120&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"830,120\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"End of the Road\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/EndofRoad-web830x120.jpg?fit=830%2C120&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8727\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/EndofRoad-web830x120.jpg?resize=830%2C120&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"830\" height=\"120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/EndofRoad-web830x120.jpg?w=830&amp;ssl=1 830w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/EndofRoad-web830x120.jpg?resize=350%2C51&amp;ssl=1 350w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/EndofRoad-web830x120.jpg?resize=768%2C111&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>November 16, 2016<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Brian and his oldest son have spent a week in Seattle. His oldest son, now twenty-five, is a social worker by day, and a budding rock guitarist by night. He is a fan of Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Mother Love Bone, and the rest of the grunge-era music (which is now considered classic rock&#8212;something that makes Brian feel that full weight of fifty that he knows will be drawing down on him next year). Given this, Seattle makes sense for what will be their first father and son vacation since the now-young-man was ten years old.<\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This is the first time Brian\u2019s oldest son has ever been to Seattle. It is Brian\u2019s fifth. The streets are haunted here, but in a good way. Every corner and alley and landmark summons the ghosts of memories for Brian&#8212;book signings past and conventions of yore. He remembers road-tripping here with Ann Laymon (wife of the departed Richard Laymon) and the artist Gak&#8212;because even twenty years ago, there was always someone else along on the journey. The first book Brian ever wrote, a long out-of-print (and deservedly so) collection called <em>No Rest for the Wicked<\/em>, made its debut right here in the city. Geoff Cooper used to live here, in a house with Edward Lee and John Pelan. When he and his son walk past Coop\u2019s old home, Brian grins, remembering a night when he and John Urbancik had to fake snoring on Coop\u2019s enormous sectional couch while two other horror writers made love on the floor behind it&#8212;just inches away from where Brian and John were supposedly sleeping.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">During their time in the city, Brian and his oldest son have seen the Space Needle and the iconic Pike\u2019s Place Fish Market and the condominium complex where Layne Staley died. They have visited the EMP Museum and marveled over its collection of horror and rock memorabilia&#8212;Kurt Cobain\u2019s guitars, Dave Grohl\u2019s drum kit, a sentinel from the first <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Phantasm<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> movie, the Greedo mask from the original <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Star Wars<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> film. They make a pilgrimage to Jimi Hendrix\u2019s grave, and spend a day hiking deep into the forests of Mount Rainier.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The one thing they don\u2019t do, is sign books.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Brian had considered doing a pop-up signing while in town. His oldest son has assured him it will be okay if he wants to. But Brian refrains. He has spent the entire year traveling around the country for other people. He wants to enjoy this moment for himself. The road will still be there waiting when he\u2019s done.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">* \u00a0\u00a0* \u00a0\u00a0*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>December 31, 2016 \u2013 January 1, 2017 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The clock is ticking and the countdown to the New Year looms, but the small group in Brian and Mary\u2019s hotel suite barely notice. The convention is being held at a Holiday Inn Conference Center in Allentown, Pennsylvania. The Farewell (But Not Really) Tour may have started with a roar, but this&#8212;the last official appearance&#8212;has been decidedly anticlimactic. The convention attendees consist of approximately fifty cosplay fans, and perhaps another dozen gamers. Brian and Mary are still unsure why they are Guest of Honor, but the convention organizers have been wonderful, and the attendees&#8212;while not buying books&#8212;are pleasant to interact with.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Still, it\u2019s not a total write-off. Brian and Mary ring in the New Year with dear friends like Sixth Wave authors Stephen Kozeniewski and Mary Fan (who have also been signing at the convention) and the handful of non-cosplayer, non-gamer, actual Brian Keene or Mary SanGiovanni fans who attended for the weekend. One of these fans is Augie, a guy Brian has been signing books for since the publication of <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Rising<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> back in 2003. The four writers and the half-dozen readers sit in Brian and Mary\u2019s hotel suite, listening to music and talking and partying until the calendar switches over to 2017. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The next day&#8212;January 1<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">st&#8212;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the convention attendees have dwindled down to a dozen. Brian finds Mary SanGiovanni sitting in a deserted conference room, dispensing Fifth Wave wisdom and advice to Sixth Wave Stephen Kozeniewski and Mary Fan. Joining them is loyal reader Steve (whose last name Brian can\u2019t remember as he writes this&#8212;my apologies, Steve). <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Soon, both Marys will head back to New Jersey. Kozeniewski and Brian will head towards the central part of Pennsylvania. Brian\u2019s not sure where Steve the fan will go. He assumes Steve is local. As they are all driving separately, Brian doesn\u2019t have to wait for his girlfriend or his prot\u00e9g\u00e9. He peeks into the conference room, pauses a moment to listen to Mary, and smiles with pride. Then he clears his throat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou heading out?\u201d Kozeniewski asks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYep,\u201d Brian replies. \u201cI\u2019m done.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And he is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cNo worries,\u201d Kozeniewski says. \u201cI\u2019ve got this.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And he does, as well.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Brian walks out of the convention, hops in the Jeep, and the road is there, waiting.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">* \u00a0\u00a0* \u00a0\u00a0*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>January 31, 2017<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One month into the new year, and Brian is dealing with the financial fallout of the previous year spent on tour. Yes, the Farewell (But Not Really) Tour was a success, and yes, he sold a lot of copies of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Pressure-Brian-Keene\/dp\/1250071348\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1487789916&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=Pressure+Brian+Keene\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Pressure<\/em><\/a>\u00a0and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Complex-Brian-Keene\/dp\/1621052168\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1487789951&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=the+complex+Brian+Keene\" target=\"_blank\"><em>The Complex<\/em><\/a>, but he won\u2019t get paid for those copies of the former until this summer, and the royalties for the latter (paid monthly, same as his other <a href=\"https:\/\/deaditepress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Deadite Press<\/a>-published titles) have gone toward the rent and utility bills. There is still food and gas and other things to be purchased, and Brian\u2019s bank account is currently empty. Plus, taxes are coming due. Brian knows that in addition to next month\u2019s check from Deadite Press, he\u2019ll get advances from <a href=\"http:\/\/thunderstormbooks.com\/thunderstorm\/\" target=\"_blank\">Thunderstorm Books<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apexbookcompany.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Apex Book Company<\/a> for a forthcoming novel, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.briankeene.com\/2016\/05\/16\/returning-to-the-lost-level\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Return to the Lost Level<\/em><\/a>. But between now and then, his youngest son needs to eat and go to school&#8212;so Brian sells a few things for money.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One of those few things is a high-end AR15 rifle. It was a gift to Brian, and he hates to let it go, but the purchaser is willing to pay $750. It should also be noted that Brian has two other AR15s, so it\u2019s all good.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The other thing Brian sells is a box of books. He takes them in to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theyorkemporium.com\/home.html\" target=\"_blank\">The York Emporium<\/a>, just as he did months earlier in this column. Jim goes through the books and offers Brian a fair price, and Brian takes the cash. Then Jim tells Brian that the bookstore\u2019s landlord is making some changes to the building. The back-end of the store, which is currently occupied by the Horror section, is going to be turned into a spa and yoga studio. Jim informs Brian that he\u2019s going to have to move the Horror section\u2014and J.F. Gonzalez\u2019s ashes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Brian nods at this. He asks Jim when this move will take place. Jim tells him not until spring. Brian nods again. Then he bids Jim farewell and thanks him again for the cash, and walks outside.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He climbs into the Jeep, pulls out onto the busy road, and looks at his reflection in the rearview mirror. Then he ponders what Jim just told him, and realizes he\u2019s going to have to plan a reverse-heist.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cShit\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">* \u00a0\u00a0* \u00a0\u00a0*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>February 18, 2017<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If this is global warming,<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Brian thinks, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">then let\u2019s have more of it, please.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He and his youngest son and his youngest son\u2019s mother are out for a walk. All three are dressed for summer, and why not? The late-winter temperatures feel more like a spring day.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The tour has faded to memory now, and promotion for <em>Pressure<\/em>\u00a0and <em>The Complex<\/em>\u00a0are nonexistent. There are new books being written and released, and promotion will soon switch to those. In the genre, there have been a few crises, and a few more controversies, and a few more predators, but Brian has only publicly waded into one of these situations. The others\u2026? He let the Justice League handle those. On a bigger scale, Trump\u2019s still in power and although the world hasn\u2019t ended yet, it is beginning to look like the start of a Bizarro novel. But right now, Brian isn\u2019t thinking about any of these things. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Right now, he\u2019s telling his son about the ghost of a Civil War soldier who is said to haunt this particular stretch of railroad tracks the three of them are currently walking down. In the past month, during Brian\u2019s retirement from the road, his youngest son has decided that he wants to be a cryptozoologist and ghost hunter when he grows up. Today, they are doing both&#8212;walking a stretch of unused, weed-choked, and supposedly haunted train tracks near Chickies Rock, which legend names as the home of Central Pennsylvania\u2019s Bigfoot population (called Albatwitches by the locals). His youngest son gets to indulge his newfound passion for paranormal investigation. Brian and the boy\u2019s mother get to indulge in some exercise. Everybody wins.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When the walk is over, and they emerge from the river bottoms and railroad tracks and back into town, trees and undergrowth give way to concrete and a chain link fence. The Jeep, which has crossed much of the country the previous year and still runs fine, sits parked beneath an overpass. Brian\u2019s youngest son points at the road.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhere\u2019s that road go, Dad?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d Brian answers. \u201cLet\u2019s find out.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9604\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9604\" style=\"width: 350px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9604\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/epilogue-part-one\/keeneroad\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/KeeneRoad.jpg?fit=960%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"960,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"KeeneRoad\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Starting down another road.&lt;br \/&gt;\n(Photo Copyright 2016 C.B.)&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/KeeneRoad.jpg?fit=853%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9604\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/KeeneRoad.jpg?resize=350%2C263&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/KeeneRoad.jpg?resize=350%2C263&amp;ssl=1 350w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/KeeneRoad.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cemeterydance.com\/extras\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/KeeneRoad.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 85vw, 350px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9604\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Starting down another road.<br \/>(Photo Copyright 2016 C.B.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>November 16, 2016 Brian and his oldest son have spent a week in Seattle. 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